Little marry was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God almighty!” shouted Mary. The teacher said, “Very good!” and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”, but Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary. The teacher said, “Very good!” and Mary fell beck to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll brake it in half!” The teacher fainted.
I want you to come to my room,
Turn off the lights,
Get on my bed,
Under my sheets,
So I can show you….
My new watch that gloss in the dark!
(I know what you was thinking before)