Little marry was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God almighty!” shouted Mary. The teacher said, “Very good!” and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”, but Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary. The teacher said, “Very good!” and Mary fell beck to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll brake it in half!” The teacher fainted.
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Eddie wanted to fuck this hot girl at work,but she had a boyfriend. He got so desperate that he went to her and said, “Ill give u a 100 if u let me fuk u.” The girl looked at him shocked & said “hell no!”” He said “it would be real quick, ill throw the
money on the floor and you bend over to get it and ill be finished by the time u picked it up”. She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, “ask him for 200, pick up the money really fast and he wont be able to even get his pants down!” So she agrees. 30 min go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call. Finally after 45 min, he calls and ask “what the fuck happened?” Still breathing hard she managed to reply, “This motherfucker had all the money in COINS!
